This doesn’t look anything like Ben Aflac!
I don’t know what the story is here, but they really blew it on the face of the action figure. This guy doesn’t look anything at all like Ben Aflac.
At first I thought maybe they had gotten it messed up and made a Matt Damon action figure instead on accident. I’m always getting those two mixed up – even since I saw them together in Good Will Hunting and the sequel Finding Forrester.
I don’t know how their mothers keep them apart. I’ll bet when they were kids they did a little bit of the Parent Trap. They got their parents so confused as to which kid was which. “Hi Ben Aflac!” “Dad, I’m Matt, remember!” “Sorry, Matt, you look just like Ben Aflac!”
And, then the parents were so confused they ended up going home to the wrong house. “Hi Mrs Aflac!” “Mr. Aflac, I’m Mrs. Damon, remember!” “Sorry, Mrs. Damon, you look just like Ben Aflac!”
So then the parents got confused as to which family was theirs and they ended up having babies with each other and that’s how come Ben Aflac and Matt don’t know really whose father is whose and who is their real moms. (There is a rumor going on in the Hollywood grapemill that the reason they BOTH took their moms to the Oscars is they weren’t sure which mom was which and so since Matt Damon wanted to take his mom, Ben Aflac had to dump his date (Oprah) to take a mom too because there are two moms.
But, then it turned out the action figure doesn’t even look like Matt Damon either! So, at first my reaction to Matell was: did you even see the movie, guys? But, then I realized that maybe Matell knows something I don’t. The action figure looks kind of like my cousin Jack which makes me think maybe Matell knows the Damons and the Afflicks had a little thing going with Aunt Kay and Uncle Morton. Shame on you two! Wait until Mom and Dad find out!
