This is the worst porno I've ever seen!
This is absolutely terrible! It's basically got everything that's annoying about an adult film without any of the "good stuff". They stick to the plot and cut out all the good scenes! Who watches adult entertainment for plot? The story is about this chick — who's totally hot, don't get me wrong. She's an aerobics instructor and she's got this class of totally hot babes and a couple of guys mixed in there because they didn't want this tape to be an all thigh dive thing. The story is a good one: this adult club gets together in tights every week to work out and go at it in between exercizes. So, they start with some stretches, then they get it on. Then, they do some step exercizes, then they get it on. Not a bad storyline at all.
But, this movie blows it! They start workin' on out — but they never get to the goods! It's like all adult film plot without any adult film action! And, it really gets you mad that she'll bend and flex in different positions to totally tease you as to what she's about to show — but, then nothing. It's like Blockbuster got their hands on it and it's horrible editing because once an exercize is over and that's when the good lovin' is supposed to start — boom, suddenly their clothes are still on and they'll skip over to a different exercize! What a jip!
And, there's this one subplot between Girl #3 and the shorter stud (I know her character's name, but not his, sorry) where they're totally into each other. And, even at one point during an exercize he comes over to hold her feet down and you're thinking FINALLY we're getting some of the action. But, then, they must cut away or something while he makes his move, because next time you see them they're back on their stretching mats doing windmills.
Absolutely, do not buy this video — unless you have a really vivid imagination and can somehow pretend that these sweeties aren't wearing nothing.
